Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids, Paperback/Reader's Digest

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Description Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Alexa's Favorites Icon--Alexa is a 2nd grader from New York. She has picked out a few of her favorites from each chapter. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it What do you call an old snowman? ...Water Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. About the Author Reader's Digest magazine is the #1 collector of humor around the world. The Reader's Digest Association, Inc. is a global multi-brand media company that educates, entertains and connects audiences around the world. It publishes 92 magazines, including 50 editions of Reader's digest, the world's largest paid-circulation magazine. With a rate base of 5. 5 million and more than 32 million readers, Reader's digest is the largest magazine in the country.