Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers, Paperback/Benjamin Wallace

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Contributor(s):Author: Benjamin Wallace Children are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don't worry. You're not alone. Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore: - Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room - The exact moment your opinion no longer counts - How people will respond to the news - How TV and baby classes have lied to us - Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room - Converting diapers into usable guilt - How to assure your child says your name first And much, much more There's even a twin version in case you're so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time. Don't go into fatherhood unprepared, read Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.